If I Won The $485 Million Power Ball I Would…

I never play the lottery, as I’m not really much of the gambling type, but then I heard the magic words: $485 million dollars.  Holy Jesus.  That’s like Jay-Z money.  So today I realized, other than a couple of bucks, what do I have to lose, and decided to give it a shot.  After buying…

The Stages of Winter.

In today’s special 50th post, we will discuss the story of winter, the thought process we go through as the season progresses, all vividly brought to life by a bunch of random cat pictures I found on Google.  Enjoy! Yay!  It’s snowing!  This is so much fun!  This will be the best winter ever!  First snow! I…

How To Survive The Holidays

Sometimes the holidays suck.  I can remember one specific year, when a then-recovering uncle of mine kept disappearing into the bathroom with a spoon, only to resurface with fresh bandages on his arms asking me for money, or the time my cousin got into a scuffle with my grandmother’s boyfriend after an altercation with an airsoft gun.  Happy birthday, Jesus.…

A Look Back At The Top 10 Singles From Twenty Years Ago

No one can every really understand the music that we like when examined from a distance.  Music tastes change, they grow, and evolve, and we are left looking back wondering “why the fuck did I like that?”  In today’s fun and exploratory article, we will take a glimpse back twenty years ago, to revisit the…

Why I Don’t Call It “Christmas”

Every year around this time, I start to hear a lot of people discussing how we need to put the “Christ” back in “Christmas”.  You know what?  Maybe I don’t want to.  Do you know who else thinks we should put the “Christ” back into “Christmas”?  Kirk Cameron.  And he’s fucking looney tunes.  Don’t be Kirk Cameron.…

The Five Stages Of Finding Something To Watch On Netflix.

We’ve all been there.  You fire up Netflix, and you’re in the mood to watch something entertaining.  Now the only obstacle in your way is actually finding it.  In this short and sweet article, we will discuss the five stages of finding something to watch on Netflix.  Enjoy. Stage #1 – Searching Your Instant Queue If…