How Beef Jerky Changed The World

Beef jerky is perhaps the greatest invention ever, other than the wheel, and maybe dental floss.  You can store it for long periods of time without refrigeration, it’s a common staple in any epic road trip, and it’s always tasty as fuck!  But what is the story of beef jerky, and how has it changed the…

The Entire History of the Cleveland Fucking Browns

In today’s exciting and epic article, we will discuss (in entirety) the history of the Cleveland fucking Browns.  As an adult in my thirties, it’s hard to ever imagine this team being any good, as all of my life they have always ranged somwhere between middle-of-the-road and just plain awful.  But at one point, they were…

The Older You Get, The More Birthday’s Suck.

My 32nd birthday is quickly approaching next Wednesday, and honestly I’m not all that excited about it.  One year older, and closer to death I say.  But I can remember a time, when I used to get really fucking excited about my birthday.  When did birthday’s start to lose their luster?  As a kid, it…

Sheetz Is Magic.

Sheetz is an absolutely magical place, where dreams come true.  If I had some incurable disease, I wouldn’t travel to the Vatican hoping for a miracle, or to North Asia to seek out a shaman, I’d take a holy pilgrimage to my local Sheetz.  Even if I wasn’t cured, I could at least get some hash…