The First Thanksgiving – As Told By Squanto!

I still remember the first time I laid eyes my on the Mayflower, pulling into Plymouth Rock.  And thinking to myself, oh god-damn, not white people again. My story actually starts back in 1580, when I was born near what is now known as Plymouth, Massachusetts.  I had a happy childhood, running through the woods near my village,…

Things I Learned While On Vacation In Miami.

As you may already know, I recently went on a vacation in Miami for the very first time, and it was quite an interesting trip.  Oh the sights, the sounds, the smells, the… Latin people.  In today’s article, I will take you on a recap of the vacation, and discuss the things I learned while in Miami.…

Why I Don’t Hate Kim Kardashian

I’ve noticed lately on the internets, that just about everybody dislikes, or worse yet “hates” Kim Kardashian.  I mean, she poses naked in a magazine, the pictures go viral, and the world acts like someone pissed in their Cheerios (or even worse, on their tacos!).  I guess I just don’t get it. I’ll give her credit,…