That Time I Tried Ecstasy

Young and impressionable and working weekend shifts in the Ravenna Marc’s dairy department (because I needed money to rent movies, and buy nachos and weed), my teen years were fun. A handful of work, an armful of fun, and a butt load of movies and video games. My friend Joe asked me if I wanted…

Why Bingo Rules.

My office is right next to a Knights Of Columbus building.  What the Knights Of Columbus are, I have no fucking clue, but what I do know is that they host “Bingo Night” every Thursday at 7 o’clock.  It’s a fact that Thursday is my second favorite day of the work week, second only to…

The Confederate Flag.

I’d argue the revival of the confederate flag in the 20th century was due largely to the the ku klux klan. Originally started in the late 1860’s, the kkk were a bunch of downtrodden people, who were poor and feeling lost from the defeat in the Civil War, and they needed something to rally morale,…

A Drug Run and Dairy Queen.

Once upon a time about eight years ago, this ex-girlfriend of mine was really fond of pot.  I didn’t smoke, but honestly I had no issue with her doing it, so anyways she tells me this dealer of her’s that lives out in Edinburgh had a bag of weed for her.  He had to leave,…

Why Taking A Shit At Work Always Sucks.

Let’s just admit.  We all shit.  It happens.  In my ideal world, I would drop the kids off at the pool first thing in the morning, just after I’ve had my first cup of coffee, then grab a shower, get dressed, head to work, and life is swell.  But life isn’t always that simple.  Sometimes…