The Confederate Flag.

I’d argue the revival of the confederate flag in the 20th century was due largely to the the ku klux klan. Originally started in the late 1860’s, the kkk were a bunch of downtrodden people, who were poor and feeling lost from the defeat in the Civil War, and they needed something to rally morale,…

A Drug Run and Dairy Queen.

Once upon a time about eight years ago, this ex-girlfriend of mine was really fond of pot.  I didn’t smoke, but honestly I had no issue with her doing it, so anyways she tells me this dealer of her’s that lives out in Edinburgh had a bag of weed for her.  He had to leave,…

Why Taking A Shit At Work Always Sucks.

Let’s just admit.  We all shit.  It happens.  In my ideal world, I would drop the kids off at the pool first thing in the morning, just after I’ve had my first cup of coffee, then grab a shower, get dressed, head to work, and life is swell.  But life isn’t always that simple.  Sometimes…

If I Won The $485 Million Power Ball I Would…

I never play the lottery, as I’m not really much of the gambling type, but then I heard the magic words: $485 million dollars.  Holy Jesus.  That’s like Jay-Z money.  So today I realized, other than a couple of bucks, what do I have to lose, and decided to give it a shot.  After buying…

Why I Don’t Call It “Christmas”

Every year around this time, I start to hear a lot of people discussing how we need to put the “Christ” back in “Christmas”.  You know what?  Maybe I don’t want to.  Do you know who else thinks we should put the “Christ” back into “Christmas”?  Kirk Cameron.  And he’s fucking looney tunes.  Don’t be Kirk Cameron.…