The Confederate Flag.

I’d argue the revival of the confederate flag in the 20th century was due largely to the the ku klux klan. Originally started in the late 1860’s, the kkk were a bunch of downtrodden people, who were poor and feeling lost from the defeat in the Civil War, and they needed something to rally morale,…

A Drug Run and Dairy Queen.

Once upon a time about eight years ago, this ex-girlfriend of mine was really fond of pot.  I didn’t smoke, but honestly I had no issue with her doing it, so anyways she tells me this dealer of her’s that lives out in Edinburgh had a bag of weed for her.  He had to leave,…

Why Taking A Shit At Work Always Sucks.

Let’s just admit.  We all shit.  It happens.  In my ideal world, I would drop the kids off at the pool first thing in the morning, just after I’ve had my first cup of coffee, then grab a shower, get dressed, head to work, and life is swell.  But life isn’t always that simple.  Sometimes…

If I Won The $485 Million Power Ball I Would…

I never play the lottery, as I’m not really much of the gambling type, but then I heard the magic words: $485 million dollars.  Holy Jesus.  That’s like Jay-Z money.  So today I realized, other than a couple of bucks, what do I have to lose, and decided to give it a shot.  After buying…

Why I Don’t Call It “Christmas”

Every year around this time, I start to hear a lot of people discussing how we need to put the “Christ” back in “Christmas”.  You know what?  Maybe I don’t want to.  Do you know who else thinks we should put the “Christ” back into “Christmas”?  Kirk Cameron.  And he’s fucking looney tunes.  Don’t be Kirk Cameron.…

Things I Learned While On Vacation In Miami.

As you may already know, I recently went on a vacation in Miami for the very first time, and it was quite an interesting trip.  Oh the sights, the sounds, the smells, the… Latin people.  In today’s article, I will take you on a recap of the vacation, and discuss the things I learned while in Miami.…

Why I Don’t Hate Kim Kardashian

I’ve noticed lately on the internets, that just about everybody dislikes, or worse yet “hates” Kim Kardashian.  I mean, she poses naked in a magazine, the pictures go viral, and the world acts like someone pissed in their Cheerios (or even worse, on their tacos!).  I guess I just don’t get it. I’ll give her credit,…

Growing Up Fat.

When I was a kid, I was pretty fat.  I wore unflattering clothing that was loose and baggy, and I didn’t have a lot of friends or much self confidence.  My breasts jiggled while riding the school bus, and I would break into a sweat by simply tying my shoes on a warm summer day.  Life…