Why I Don’t Call It “Christmas”

Every year around this time, I start to hear a lot of people discussing how we need to put the “Christ” back in “Christmas”.  You know what?  Maybe I don’t want to.  Do you know who else thinks we should put the “Christ” back into “Christmas”?  Kirk Cameron.  And he’s fucking looney tunes.  Don’t be Kirk Cameron.…

The Five Stages Of Finding Something To Watch On Netflix.

We’ve all been there.  You fire up Netflix, and you’re in the mood to watch something entertaining.  Now the only obstacle in your way is actually finding it.  In this short and sweet article, we will discuss the five stages of finding something to watch on Netflix.  Enjoy. Stage #1 – Searching Your Instant Queue If…

The First Thanksgiving – As Told By Squanto!

I still remember the first time I laid eyes my on the Mayflower, pulling into Plymouth Rock.  And thinking to myself, oh god-damn, not white people again. My story actually starts back in 1580, when I was born near what is now known as Plymouth, Massachusetts.  I had a happy childhood, running through the woods near my village,…

Things I Learned While On Vacation In Miami.

As you may already know, I recently went on a vacation in Miami for the very first time, and it was quite an interesting trip.  Oh the sights, the sounds, the smells, the… Latin people.  In today’s article, I will take you on a recap of the vacation, and discuss the things I learned while in Miami.…

Why I Don’t Hate Kim Kardashian

I’ve noticed lately on the internets, that just about everybody dislikes, or worse yet “hates” Kim Kardashian.  I mean, she poses naked in a magazine, the pictures go viral, and the world acts like someone pissed in their Cheerios (or even worse, on their tacos!).  I guess I just don’t get it. I’ll give her credit,…

La Bamba – 10 Things I Learned From Bob Valenzuela

  In the wake of the recent death of Elizabeth Pena at only 55 years old, today’s article will focus on the movie I most remember her from, the 1987 classic La Bamba.  The film chronicles the musician Ritchie Valens, his family life, and his rise to fame, before he tragically died at only 17 years old.  As a…